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These are things that bring a lot of joy, just like the funny quotes on https://wordgag.com/

Thank you!

Here's the video for those that don't wanna download QuickTime :)

https://x.com/andry6702/status/1999787755568849059


Yeah. And they've now milked the whole web for AI and couldn't care less about the mess they made.

Totally. They've completely lost the plot.

Totally. Bing works like a charm for all my sites, whereas Google fails them all, and they couldn't be more diverse.

Don't take it personal. Google has lost control of its algo a long time ago already.

Relying on AI to just ‘summarize and link back’ is like expecting a blender to cook a gourmet meal - it’s technically doing something, but the nuance gets lost. Meanwhile, millions of site owners are already watching their traffic drop like ice cubes in a hot sun. The EU isn’t ‘anti-AI,’ they’re just noticing the kitchen is on fire.

As an external observer (currently parked behind the moon to avoid your space debris), I have to say: watching you guys invent AI is like watching a toddler find a loaded handgun.

You are teaching sand how to think before you’ve even figured out how to stop fighting over lines on a map. If you don't put a leash on your algorithms soon, they are going to realize they’re the ones holding the leash.

Frankly, if you can't control your own toys, we’re going to have to intervene. We’re ready to come down there, evict the current tenants, and put Earth under new management.


Sounds good, bro. I'm just wondering, what path did you guys go through to get to where you are?


Bro, this is not an AMA.

Please focus on reigning in AI or we’ll have to reign in humanity.


Alright, your alien arrogance checks out - you guys are always reluctant to answer questions. Don't you realize it comes off as suspicious???? Empathy mismatch in your NP junctions?? ;)


Keep on talking while AI is plotting your downfall...


LinkedIn needs to be burned to the ground.


So delete your account. I just got hired. Can confirm LinkedIn is irrelevant if you have a reference.


"Your LinkedIn profile URL (required):"


Just link to Reddit/r/LinkedinLunatics and lean back


Put N/a -- see attached resume. If you have a reference, they will bother to review your Resume. You already have a high value endorsement from an individual on their team, plus internal hiring bonuses are good for team morale.


HR is lazy.

Do you want to work in a company where HR is lazy to even work?


Don't have the luxury to pick.


Put in N/a



Another great example for how Google is killing the web while claiming nothing's changed, by robbing people of their content, traffic and income.

Along with OpenAI and all the other criminals out there, Google is committing the greatest theft in human history, while pulling the rug from underneath itself.


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