Oh yeah on day 3, she said come in and we'll talk... Talked for 2 hours and she was still stuck on the contract.

Finally I told her 'I feel like that check your holding is already mine' - aka your on the verge of theft..

I immediately spent the next month negotiating the bonus into the base pay. Took a few years to regain trust and now I'm at a glass ceiling (which I won't complain about but feel fortunate about)