>pass a Constitutional amendment allowing every human the unlimited and absolute right to buy, make, modify, and sell medical things including importing and exporting those items.
I'm pretty sure I've never heard of a worse idea for a law. Removing any possibility of regulating the quality or efficacy of medicines and medical devices will injure and kill far more people than any resulting improved access would help.
Funnily enough, we have a constitutional amendment guaranteeing the right to own machines that are designed with the singular purpose of killing people. How could a “medical device second amendment” be worse?
The second amendment doesn't guarantee an unrestricted right to sell guns and isn't even really interpreted as an absolute and unlimited ability to own then these days. Furthermore, the abusive ways to use guns to the detriment of others are inherently illegal and don't scale. If the right to sell medicine were absolute, thalidomide couldn't have been barred from the US market or subsequently pulled and probably would've been laced with nicotine or heroin to make sure people keep buying it. But maybe that wouldn't have been a problem because it would be lost in a sea of snake oil.
The right to bear arms doesn't stipulate the right to buy any possible configuration of arms. The equal comparison is the right to use medical equipment as seen fit, not the right to purchase.
I'm pretty sure I've never heard of a worse idea for a law. Removing any possibility of regulating the quality or efficacy of medicines and medical devices will injure and kill far more people than any resulting improved access would help.